One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
”Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.”
Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: “You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.”
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
“Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don’t stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.”
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Well I didn’t achieve that much in 2014 feel it was a bit of a nothing year. Loved my time with Storm in Second Life. Bought a new computer system , a tablet and a smart phone so technology is up to date. Feel I’m getting a bit stale as to hosting , need to up my game. Sigh. However I did stop smoking (YAY) and joined the gym. New years resolution? Be more energetic. Have a cold at the moment and feel awful.
Hope you all have a super New Year 🙂
Ho Ho Ho Seasons Greetings to you all. Hope the New Year brings all you need. Wow its 2015! To my age group that’s science fiction territory. WOOT! Anything is possible wow great stuff!!
On part of Siani’s Junkyard Winter Wonderland video to come
Yes its super. Great processor oodles of RAM and a good graphics card. Second Life flies without any jerkiness. But as i realised many years ago the front end aka monitor is one of the most important things. I bought a computer in 1994 spent over half of the total cost on the 17 inch monitor which I still have. I have a 22 inch with a blemish on the bottom but its still usable. I didn’t “need” a new monitor. BUT this was a computer upgrade so it had to be better than my last system. I was scared about spending so much money on a new 27 inch monitor. I debated whether to buy a higher resolution than 1920 x 1080 but the price doubled. And now I am glad I didn’t. As my old 22 inch runs at 1920 x 1080 I discovered I can merge the two into one without any disparity in the resolutions. There is no need to resize any window for the smaller to larger monitor and vice versa. One screen slides seamlessly into the other. In the video below you will see second life captured over two monitors seamlessly. The clarity of the new monitor is great and trust me 27 inches is far bigger than 22 inches. Having trouble with the capture but below gives you an idea. YouTube isn’t big enough LOL. Heres the capture but it doesn’t do it justice….
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Fantasy meets Reality in Cyberspace, in a world where our online and offline experiences, friendships and even, our identities are excitingly entangled. Avatars are extensions of us, leading lives parallel to our own dull everyday existence. Having a Virtual Life sets you free to dream and some dreams do come true.
Meet the Divine Penny, the Italian-speaking Siamese cat, with the delicate chocolate paws, and find out if Professor Poppett’s poodle recovers from ‘indoor barking syndrome’. Go on an adventure in the alligator infested bayou to hunt for the Golden Kitten and find out why love always wins the day.
My computer won’t run Second Life because there is a fault in the motherboard (RAM sockets). I am buying a new computer but don’t know when, it could be a month or it could be three. So I decided to buy a tablet. I chose from three and picked the one with the most powerful spec :
ASUS MeMO Pad HD 7 ME173X …
ASUS MEMOPAD ME173X, MediaTek MT8125 CPU 1.2Ghz Quad-core, 1 Micro USB, 16GB Storage, 7″ HD Display (ME173X-1B018A)
One reason I chose the Asus was because my gf has an Asus laptop. A good name in computing.
It cost €125 and is a nice piece of tech. I bought from Elara in Ireland and got it in 4 days. Here is the first screen:
The blue upside down triangle on the left is Lumiya, the sl client for tablets. Installation as with all tablet widgets was fast and easy. Once installed you have a settings page with some usual features like changing rendering , draw distance etc. Rendering is a bit slow but not too bad.
You have the option of 3D view like the above. You can also chat as below:
This is fine but when you want to chat the keyboard takes up a lot of room:
I have decided to get a Bluetooth keyboard..
Overall its quite awesome and very usable. With practice it will do the job and I hosted with it for 4 hours. Not bad at all.
Hey Its your Birthday! A day to celebrate your days on the plant! Hope you treat yourself to something nice. You have changed my life ( for the better- lol) Hope you have a wonderful day.
Dude / Philip
One of the features of Photoshop is the ability to make the background transparent. It is then possible to paste the image on top of any background. This was how I was able to have my avatar in the Google offices. This was done by taking the first picture in front of a “green screen” a single colour background to facilitate its removal.
I am now able to do this with video.
Pretty good for my first attempt. I will be able to run a movie as a background. This means that one of my goals, that of bringing sl into rl is closer to being realised.
My choreographer friend Arabella has already come up with an idea of Halloween dances performing in front of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. She needed to see her video again so here it is.
Yes a lovely person very danceable love the curve of her back the touch of her thigh. Sigh yes I am smitten. yet dear readers such a person. Such an exotic, to me, life. hard not to be a tad intimidated but how did an ignorant mexican keep her for 11 months i ask myself. well he had the blues and other attributes so i heard but even so. just her story of the tortoises is so wonderful. and shes seen every movie eva and knows the directors cousins dogs name. such an aficionado opera too, the blues of course and the rest of the arts. yet he could keep her quiet for 11 months and it would have continued had he not been caught.
but chin up old chap never say die and all that. she obviously fancies you for some strange reason tho we both know she could do better jeez dozens of requests to dance when she is not dressed sexily but they appear “stupid” how can she tell? i dunno. but for now she is all mine and that is quite yummy. i will do my best not to bore her not to make too many mistakes like mixing up Casablanca with Key Largo omg how embarrassing, oh dear i am such a plonker. well i will do my best can do no more.
Second life appeals to the actor in us. We style our avatars, costume them then manipulate them in scenarios. tout le monde est une scène n’est ce pas and our world is second life and our stage. We play but have no control over the other actors. well we do in part as our actions affect their actions. however there are boundaries like those of good manners. Do we play a role with our avatar? A pretend? Or is it us and the avatar a mere cipher. there is something that happens between us and our avatars, a fusion. we have designed our avatar. Storm calls her “my little work of art” and isn’t she gorgeous. i’m juswyt an ordinary bloke tho i try and dress well to make up with it. think Storm would have me in jeans and tee shirt every day. but i like dressing up.
of course there is the age difference: me a noob and her an old lady. Can’t do anything about that. Just ask her to be patient with me . It can be hard though as in this respect i am definitely inferior. shes very kind tho as i know i can be difficult to teach. so glad she turned me on to firestorm which i hadn’t used for ages. otherwise i would still be using singularity. its a different experience and as we are dating lol we should be using the same viewer. of course her computer is far superior to my old banger. she runs in ultra mode i run in medium low. she sees sl very differently to me. i mean the quality she sees with shadows (coz I just tried Ultra before crashing) is awesome. even my computer isn’t good enough boo hoo. in the six months we have known each other only had one nice cuddle. i need more cuddles. she dumped my cuddle lounger when she was doing the bed. i put it back on the off chance.
she says she loves my mind. got to get off my meds so it works better. i have a terrible memory. always was proud of my mind tho these days because of my meds its not so sharp. don’t know how she can love it. i’ve got to wake up more. ho hum i’ll get there……..